4/8/2023 0 Comments Barney gumble![]() ![]() The scene changes to a record player, then back to Barney on his couch, holding a rose to his nose. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting." Barney replies, "Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?" In the next scene, Barney, seated in a chair, apparently for an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, says, "My name is Barney Gumble and I'm an alcoholic." The camera zooms out to show that Barney is sitting in a circle with several girls wearing Scout uniforms. A tear leaks from his eye and rolls down his cheek. The shot changes back to Barney, who is now old, bald, and toothless, lying in the same gutter. The narration continues: "There's a line in Othello about a drinker: 'Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast.' That pretty well covers it." Next, in a time-lapse sequence, clouds in the sky pass by as the day changes to night and back to day again. He collapses and lays the bottle down with some beer still in it, and beer spills out and pours into a sewer grating. The scene shifts to Barney lying in a gutter drinking another Duff. Barney, narrating in voice-over, says, "My name is Barney Gumble. The shot changes to a view from above, now showing that Barney is lying on a couch. A hand reaches up, turns the bottle upside down, and the shot zooms out to reveal that Barney is drinking the beer. : One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like th.Pukahontas opens with a shot of a Duff Beer bottle sitting on a windowsill with curtains billowing around it in the breeze.The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. They didn't have white onions because of the war. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. ![]() "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. : Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!.Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut! : I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your p.īarney's Girlfriend: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink! ![]() Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo.
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